Monday, December 05, 2005

Potting the Pink





Whit started oaf as an innocent game i pool quickly became a complete free-for-all, as Lorne, ful i the drink, offers ti take oan all-comers fur a 'free roal on square sausage' at his Bistro.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

whaurts this bistro? am up furra free roll on sosage!!

Anonymous said...

Leave ur name and email address and we'll send ye directions to claim ur free roal.

Anonymous said...

Soarted! Hope naebdy spotted that.
Or the game's a bogey.

Anonymous said...

ok i'll claim ma free roll...gimme directions!!

luv DWP
phone me on 0800 854 440

Anonymous said...

well yeh shood really be payin intae yer pension, or iz it too late noo? ah think yeh'z are aw ower the hill naw? yeh will nae doobt huv been payin hunners fur aw they illegit wains yeh've goat? onywiy...ah want ma roll oan sosage! ah hope its HP broon sos yeh huv?

Anonymous said...

Surely Norman will have to apply fur a roal on sausage (wi broon SAUCE) like everyin else?

He will huv ti fill in the 38 page application form (in triplicate) and submit it with 3 passport sized foaties, together with a reference fi a Justice i the Peace and the necessary application fee (£98).

Jist like the DWP.