Hud a wee visit fae Carrier tonight and efter he left a noticed there wis sumhing missin fae ma cupboard, the theevin git hud only nicked ma last 4 pack i bog rolls fir his ain hoose. A ken things kin be tight fae time tae time bit tae steal a mans bogroll, a mean if he hud even asked fir a roll a wid gledly huv gave him yin. Noo the bairn is gonnie hae tae yais the Sun in the moarnin. Sick Git.
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These r scurrilous allegations - ah simply borrowed the aforementiont rolls i shitepaper as ah wis 'touchin cloth' and the shoaps wur shut.
Lorne you mean ti say yir per bairn goin ti get a lot i ink plastered oor her erse cause i carrier! Shame on you carrier!WONDER IF YOU'LL BE READIN STRIKER OAN THE BAIRNS ERSE LORNE?
At least yill get some giud use i the currant bun tho. Aw its fit fur really. Carrier, it must huv been some size thit ye needed 4 rolls
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