Haw! Ah mind this time ah wiz drinkin in the guilfurd in Embra, the yin it the end i princes street wi the revolving door. It wiz ful i this group i tourists fi the Basque region. Oan the French & spanish boarder, ken. Jist as ah wiz gein yin i thum the speel an he wiz oan the point i buying me a half an a half, thur guide gauns, right everybiddy oot noo, wur gaun ti the castle. So they aw charges ti the door, choke keen at the mention i the castle and thurs that miny i them, the door canny turn and they aw git stuck. So ah takes the toor guy aside and says, listen chief.....
... ye shouldny put aw yer basques in yin exit. haw-haw-haw-haw-haw. Haw!
This site wis set up by a group i bored thirtysumhings who grew up thegithir in Bo'ness, a quaint former whaling port and mining town oan the banks i the Michty River Forth windin thru the Glens i Scotland. The site is carefully worded in the Bo'ness dialect - please let us ken (know) if u canny understaun it afore breengin in. Be shair ti look it the comments under each poast - they are usually funnier than the stuff we pit up, and feel free ti poast yir ain!! We especially want ti hear fi aw they local petrochemical 'workers' who dae nuhin bit read this site n watch porn oan the nicht shift, in between turning a couple i valves n takin a fly heid doon.
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Haw! Ah mind this time ah wiz drinkin in the guilfurd in Embra, the yin it the end i princes street wi the revolving door. It wiz ful i this group i tourists fi the Basque region. Oan the French & spanish boarder, ken. Jist as ah wiz gein yin i thum the speel an he wiz oan the point i buying me a half an a half, thur guide gauns, right everybiddy oot noo, wur gaun ti the castle. So they aw charges ti the door, choke keen at the mention i the castle and thurs that miny i them, the door canny turn and they aw git stuck.
So ah takes the toor guy aside and says, listen chief.....
... ye shouldny put aw yer basques in yin exit. haw-haw-haw-haw-haw. Haw!
Ah thank yees. Haw!
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