This site wis set up by a group i bored thirtysumhings who grew up thegithir in Bo'ness, a quaint former whaling port and mining town oan the banks i the Michty River Forth windin thru the Glens i Scotland. The site is carefully worded in the Bo'ness dialect - please let us ken (know) if u canny understaun it afore breengin in. Be shair ti look it the comments under each poast - they are usually funnier than the stuff we pit up, and feel free ti poast yir ain!! We especially want ti hear fi aw they local petrochemical 'workers' who dae nuhin bit read this site n watch porn oan the nicht shift, in between turning a couple i valves n takin a fly heid doon.
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Brilliant - that made oi larrf!!!
What a mixed up country we live in.
We have a woman chuck a cat into a bin and receives so many death threats she now fears for her life.
Yet Raoul Moat goes on a killing spree and is a "Legend".
I'm not sure why all these folk are up in arms anyway.
Didn't Top Cat live in a dustbin for years?
Top Cat!
The most effectual Top Cat!
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity.
Top Cat!
The indisputable leader of the gang.
He's the boss, he's a pip, he's the championship.
He's the most tip top,
Top Cat.
I like it that our esteemed constabulary are now called "Dibble". Apt.
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