Lorne's Airch taking shape

I kin exclusively reveal thit Lorne's airch is takin shape and is gonny be a beauty - he's pit a loat i work inty his 'Faerie Forest' creation, even makin his ain tree fi scratch ( as opposed ti choppn yin doon it Kinneil Wids). It'll be well worth the visit oan the Fair Een, and visitors will no doobt be welcomed in fur a lung-warming roll-up and a friendly beer or five - he keeps it in the garage if he claims he husny goat any left btw. This will also give the opportunity for a pish stoap if u hav been along the Murries.