Bo'ness Fair Dodgers

1984
Efter an enjoyable trip ti Embra ti Games Gallery ti buy over-priced and 'deadly if swallowed' molten lead Runequest figures the lads wid oaften be a bit shoart i cash fur the journey hame. Streetwise BOOB, howevir, eiweys headed fur the front i the train kennin thit the Ticket Collector widny reach thum afore arrivn in Lithgi.
This trick still works to this very day.....