Friday, October 20, 2006

Bedroom Secrets of the Masterchef


A wis jist readin in the auld current bun yistirday aboot some billionaire yank pittin his elbi richt through his beloved Picasso pic thit he pairted wi £74.3 million fir, it first a thoat whit a fanny bit then a hid a look it the pic in awe a kin see is a porn cartoon wi sum burd ready tae receive a sticky eye while playin wi hirsel, dis oanybidy else see this or i me jist that depraved am seein stuff in works i art? Posted by Picasa

7 comments:

futin det said...

Did you mean "depraved" or "deprived" cos it makes a world i difference in how yer post reads??

lorne said...

sortit.

futin det said...

Ah'm no convinced ah hink ye wir right the first time.

lorne said...

hee hee

Carrier MSc said...

"Billionaire Yank" - is that cockney rhymin slang fur how he did it?

Carrier MSc said...

Ah dinny ken if its depravity or jist hinging aboot wi aw yoose, bit ah'm haein the same problem wi ithir innocent news stories.

Fur example:

http://saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/news/press-release-details.cfm?newsID=696

WeeGC said...

Must be a dickhead thit painted this picture. Presume thit the painter sees the wimmin as cock hungry.