- Memories of olden times that bring a tear to the eye, like sawdust fi a passing Anderson's lorry.
Sunday, October 22, 2006
Bo'ness Standards Maintaint
Gid ti see thit, despite the influx of ING's millions inty the toon, n the upgrdn i the Toon Centre, the gid shoapkeepers i Bo'ness ken how ti entice thir breed n butter customers, like the new off licence cried "Bargain Booze".
The only difeerence between here and Vegas is brown paper bags ti disguise yir carry oot, and the blue plastic bags here. O I that and the hot weather oor there. When i yi lookin ti swap. Di yi want ma misses aswell!
Hing oan Fut! Wis it no u who spotit the resemblance n christened him wi the aforementioned moniker ti be furivir etched in BOOB folklore? If it wisny fur u we could still be calln him "Kimingy".
This site wis set up by a group i bored thirtysumhings who grew up thegithir in Bo'ness, a quaint former whaling port and mining town oan the banks i the Michty River Forth windin thru the Glens i Scotland. The site is carefully worded in the Bo'ness dialect - please let us ken (know) if u canny understaun it afore breengin in. Be shair ti look it the comments under each poast - they are usually funnier than the stuff we pit up, and feel free ti poast yir ain!! We especially want ti hear fi aw they local petrochemical 'workers' who dae nuhin bit read this site n watch porn oan the nicht shift, in between turning a couple i valves n takin a fly heid doon.
7 comments:
Bargain Booze: reason 2417 I was born in the wrong friggin' country. Anyone want a permanent exchange student?
Any takers? Swap Flash a week in Las Vegas fur a week in Bo'ness?
He He Like the new-look site by the way brithir.
Huv awready doonloaded Emerson n Da Housecat.
Keep up the gid work!!
The only difeerence between here and Vegas is brown paper bags ti disguise yir carry oot, and the blue plastic bags here. O I that and the hot weather oor there. When i yi lookin ti swap. Di yi want ma misses aswell!
All offers will be considered.
Here's a link to see a picture of the actor who played Binzer in 'Vega$'
http://www.nndb.com/people/553/000049406/
Fur years wuv been referin ti him is 'Binnz' wi 2 ens tae!
Hing oan Fut! Wis it no u who spotit the resemblance n christened him wi the aforementioned moniker ti be furivir etched in BOOB folklore?
If it wisny fur u we could still be calln him "Kimingy".
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