- Memories of olden times that bring a tear to the eye, like sawdust fi a passing Anderson's lorry.
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Through a scanner clearly
With my new scanner installed, I am now able to post up my photos. The one above is what Kirkcaldy seafront really looks like. Not very interesting, but I'm still taking my first steps in this whole blogging/posting malarkey.
15 comments:
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Wee GC and Yan take note:
Kirkcaldy. River (consisting of source, course, mouth(or 'Firth'). Case closed.
Thanks Nev, noo lets see some i they yins fi yir archive.
Carrier note thit there are nae shops roundaboot nevets. Unlike your claim in earlier post. The only thing thit runs through kirkcaldy is the shite pipes ti the forth.
See, ah'll bet it was this sort of shyte that ended up wi the BU site closin doon. Whit a shower of unfeeling, thoughtless bastards youse are.
Ah've just hud a week uv coporate management pish an ah'm in a hoor uv a mood, by the way. Last week wiz only made bearable by one of the admin staff, a loopy Elvis fan, who dragged her hubby to Gracelands every year for a holiday an kept a deid butterfly in a wee case. It had landed at her feet and died, at the gates i Graceland oan one i her visits. This was a sign to her, her spirit of Elvis. Completely fkn hatstand. God rest the King.
Ah ken how u r si crabbit tho' - it the last corporate get together ah wis they laid oan a a quiz night ti stoap us gaun up the toon n gittn pisht. the questions were bouf so ah went ti the Bar ti git a round in as usual. The question in hand wis "Whit is the largest berry", so ah asked this geezer in the Bar if he kent the answer. Turns oot he wis the bumboay i the quizmaister, n oan ma return ti the hall ah goat accused i bein a cheat!! A heemasex honey trap!! Ah wis fkn fumin' eftir gittn disqualified, esp. since he didny ken the answer (a pumpkin).
Haw, if ah canny slag ma wee brither oaf in cyberspace then it's a seriously fcked up world. He hus mair thin enough ammunition in the hoose ti git back it me n kennin him, probably wull awfy soon. Ah ken the foaties i me thit ur thair.That's no a licence ti poast iviryhing n awhing though Nev, ma bonny wee brither(sook, sook)
Coarse yuv goat a great yin i me is a presentee,thur aw great foaties i me. Ah hink ah goat the prize fur best lookin presentee that year. Oanly competition wis a moose wi clogs oan.
Noo noo Crrier,you've awready poastit thit yir memory is gittin pretty shite these days.Ahm sure if we did a sraw poll i awbdy oan this site maist folk wid remember thit the Grange won it that year n maist ither years.(This debate is gaun ti go oan fur years between us, ay?)
Sraw poll or nae sraw poll - ah wis thair AH KEN we won it. The Grange Skill SHOULD huv won it due ti professional coaching, bit the judges scorecaird recorded thit (quote) "the wee laddie droppn the bell-end i his trumpet oan mair thi yin occasion" drapped thum ti second place, quite correctly.
This site wis set up by a group i bored thirtysumhings who grew up thegithir in Bo'ness, a quaint former whaling port and mining town oan the banks i the Michty River Forth windin thru the Glens i Scotland. The site is carefully worded in the Bo'ness dialect - please let us ken (know) if u canny understaun it afore breengin in. Be shair ti look it the comments under each poast - they are usually funnier than the stuff we pit up, and feel free ti poast yir ain!! We especially want ti hear fi aw they local petrochemical 'workers' who dae nuhin bit read this site n watch porn oan the nicht shift, in between turning a couple i valves n takin a fly heid doon.
15 comments:
Wee GC and Yan take note:
Kirkcaldy.
River (consisting of source, course, mouth(or 'Firth').
Case closed.
Thanks Nev, noo lets see some i they yins fi yir archive.
Carrier note thit there are nae shops roundaboot nevets. Unlike your claim in earlier post. The only thing thit runs through kirkcaldy is the shite pipes ti the forth.
Aye,except Robinsin Crusoe hud long hair. Well, just hair in general. Sorry Nev,couldny resist it.
This could be anithir foaty fi the same spool:
http://www.mutelibtech.com/mute/moby/moby03beach.jpg
See, ah'll bet it was this sort of shyte that ended up wi the BU site closin doon. Whit a shower of unfeeling, thoughtless bastards youse are.
Ah've just hud a week uv coporate management pish an ah'm in a hoor uv a mood, by the way. Last week wiz only made bearable by one of the admin staff, a loopy Elvis fan, who dragged her hubby to Gracelands every year for a holiday an kept a deid butterfly in a wee case. It had landed at her feet and died, at the gates i Graceland oan one i her visits. This was a sign to her, her spirit of Elvis. Completely fkn hatstand. God rest the King.
Nev kin take it min - he's yin i us!!
Ah ken how u r si crabbit tho' - it the last corporate get together ah wis they laid oan a a quiz night ti stoap us gaun up the toon n gittn pisht. the questions were bouf so ah went ti the Bar ti git a round in as usual. The question in hand wis "Whit is the largest berry", so ah asked this geezer in the Bar if he kent the answer. Turns oot he wis the bumboay i the quizmaister, n oan ma return ti the hall ah goat accused i bein a cheat!! A heemasex honey trap!! Ah wis fkn fumin' eftir gittn disqualified, esp. since he didny ken the answer (a pumpkin).
Haw, if ah canny slag ma wee brither oaf in cyberspace then it's a seriously fcked up world. He hus mair thin enough ammunition in the hoose ti git back it me n kennin him, probably wull awfy soon. Ah ken the foaties i me thit ur thair.That's no a licence ti poast iviryhing n awhing though Nev, ma bonny wee brither(sook, sook)
I have a primary one school photo of you (not class, solo). Permission to post?
On behalf i the hale i Bo'ness, Nev, permission GRANTED.
Coarse yuv goat a great yin i me is a presentee,thur aw great foaties i me. Ah hink ah goat the prize fur best lookin presentee that year. Oanly competition wis a moose wi clogs oan.
Ah dinny mind the best lookin presentee award, bit ah dae remember the Cup fur the Best Skill, cos it wis won bi St.Mary's that year!!
Gittn back ti the foaty, here's anithir yin fi Nev's spool:
http://cjonline.com/images/010801/new.castaway.jpg
Noo noo Crrier,you've awready poastit thit yir memory is gittin pretty shite these days.Ahm sure if we did a sraw poll i awbdy oan this site maist folk wid remember thit the Grange won it that year n maist ither years.(This debate is gaun ti go oan fur years between us, ay?)
Sraw poll or nae sraw poll - ah wis thair AH KEN we won it. The Grange Skill SHOULD huv won it due ti professional coaching, bit the judges scorecaird recorded thit (quote) "the wee laddie droppn the bell-end i his trumpet oan mair thi yin occasion" drapped thum ti second place, quite correctly.
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