Unhook the West Port n Lit Us Gang Free

The recent spell i fine weather evoked memories i long, hoat sunny days sittn it the entrance ti the wee Church Hall doon it Boundary Street. N then ah mindit Binnz wid occasionally treat us ti an accapelo rendition i the above traditional ballad. N thereftir, buoyed bi this stirrn folk song, we wid smash in a few Church windaes playn a massive game i Wembley.