- Memories of olden times that bring a tear to the eye, like sawdust fi a passing Anderson's lorry.
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Window i Opporchancity
Since we didny huv a proper Xmas nicht oot, lit's huv an Easter yin. The planets are in alignment fur a wee swally THIS SETTIRDAY. Meet in Ham Shank aroond 7. Back ti mine fur cairds n digestifs. Should be a gid yin.
Huv been warned by Mrs Lorne thit Easter Sunday is a faimily day in no tae be wastit wi a hangover. Huv yi ivir heard so much pish in awe yir life min. That lassie needs tae git hir act thegithir, dis she no ken am goan throo a middle-aged crisis here and a need a wee nicht oot fae time tae time. Onywy need tae go and git ma hoosework done afore she comes hame.
This site wis set up by a group i bored thirtysumhings who grew up thegithir in Bo'ness, a quaint former whaling port and mining town oan the banks i the Michty River Forth windin thru the Glens i Scotland. The site is carefully worded in the Bo'ness dialect - please let us ken (know) if u canny understaun it afore breengin in. Be shair ti look it the comments under each poast - they are usually funnier than the stuff we pit up, and feel free ti poast yir ain!! We especially want ti hear fi aw they local petrochemical 'workers' who dae nuhin bit read this site n watch porn oan the nicht shift, in between turning a couple i valves n takin a fly heid doon.
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Huv been warned by Mrs Lorne thit Easter Sunday is a faimily day in no tae be wastit wi a hangover. Huv yi ivir heard so much pish in awe yir life min.
That lassie needs tae git hir act thegithir, dis she no ken am goan throo a middle-aged crisis here and a need a wee nicht oot fae time tae time. Onywy need tae go and git ma hoosework done afore she comes hame.
Is that seven in the mornin or at night?
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