Some bress-necked green-fingered cant hus stolen a tree oot i Snash's front gairdin!
If embdy spots a newly plantit Japanese Maple in thir neebor's shrubbery bed, or notices a Fair Airch wi an unusually high standard i leafy decoration, contact the BOOB or the Polis Special Branch.
BREKKN NEWS: Thief Rooted Oot, Tree Hame Safe. Mair soon.
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Ah've checked the Torrent sites and e-bay but there's nae dodgy Acers fur sale.
If anybody is offered one in a pub or car boot sale, please be aware that they could very well be helping to fund pornography and organised crime.
Both, I should add, very worthy causes.
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