Aye,ah goat back last week. Came back wi a stinker i a cauld. Oanly ah could go ti India n git the fckin cauld. We travelled aboot 4000 miles aw roond the place. Planes,trains n automobiles. Nuhin goes faster thin aboot 50mph so iviryhing takes absolutely fckin ages ti git whaur yur gaun. Wis oan yin train fur ower 15 oors.Thankfully it wis air conned though.Hows you Carrier?
This site wis set up by a group i bored thirtysumhings who grew up thegithir in Bo'ness, a quaint former whaling port and mining town oan the banks i the Michty River Forth windin thru the Glens i Scotland. The site is carefully worded in the Bo'ness dialect - please let us ken (know) if u canny understaun it afore breengin in. Be shair ti look it the comments under each poast - they are usually funnier than the stuff we pit up, and feel free ti poast yir ain!! We especially want ti hear fi aw they local petrochemical 'workers' who dae nuhin bit read this site n watch porn oan the nicht shift, in between turning a couple i valves n takin a fly heid doon.
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Aye,ah goat back last week. Came back wi a stinker i a cauld. Oanly ah could go ti India n git the fckin cauld. We travelled aboot 4000 miles aw roond the place. Planes,trains n automobiles. Nuhin goes faster thin aboot 50mph so iviryhing takes absolutely fckin ages ti git whaur yur gaun. Wis oan yin train fur ower 15 oors.Thankfully it wis air conned though.Hows you Carrier?
Yan - check your emails.
Gid ti hae ye back.
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