- Memories of olden times that bring a tear to the eye, like sawdust fi a passing Anderson's lorry.
Thursday, April 03, 2008
LOL
April Fool's Day hus passd bit, nae shittn, Dan Diamond is the new cartoon character fur aw the Oaringmin oot thair. Ithir names in the frame - Sashman, Sash Gordon n the Boyne Wonder. Nae truth in the rumour thit, by day, Diamond is a mild-mannered referee bi the name i Stuart Dougal.
This site wis set up by a group i bored thirtysumhings who grew up thegithir in Bo'ness, a quaint former whaling port and mining town oan the banks i the Michty River Forth windin thru the Glens i Scotland. The site is carefully worded in the Bo'ness dialect - please let us ken (know) if u canny understaun it afore breengin in. Be shair ti look it the comments under each poast - they are usually funnier than the stuff we pit up, and feel free ti poast yir ain!! We especially want ti hear fi aw they local petrochemical 'workers' who dae nuhin bit read this site n watch porn oan the nicht shift, in between turning a couple i valves n takin a fly heid doon.
4 comments:
"Marches faster than a speeding bullet..."
And to think the Orange Order couldn't get any more ridiculous.
See? Ah wiz nah de the Croass Keys, ken?
How?
Dinny
Ken?
Troosers noa at half mast?
Baith legs the same length - how will he dae that limping stylee?
Actually he looks a bit gay!!!
New mairching songs...
"King Billy luvs the Willie"
and
"Derry's Balls"
and
"My faither has an oaringe plum"
Produced by King Billy luvd the Boaby Unlimited.
Only available on 8 track cartridge or Memorex C90 with authentic background scratches and stoap button "click-thump" built in as standard.
Buy now fi Lodge No.1, Via della Rosa, Vatican City, Roma, Italia.
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