Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Welsh Joke

Readn the last Irvine Welsh book the noo. A collection i shoart stories, bit the best yin is cried "Kingdom i Fife".
Typical line:

Wee wide boay in pub (The Goth in Cowdenbeath) announces "Thir's oanly twa hings come fi Kelty - miners n hoors!"

Big guy stands up n says "Hey serr - ma wife comes fi Kelty"

Wide boay "Whit pit did she work in?"


Mowgli said...

I read that he's writing a prequel to 'Trainspotting'.

Yan said...

Whit, hoarse n cairtspottin?

Carrier said...

Am beginnin ti hink thit Welsh kens us - wi this Fife stoary, oan tap i his last book thit wis aboot a drunken wumminisin Env health inspector.
N ma favourite yin "Marabou Stork Nightmares" aboot an Embra fitba casual could be written aboot Binnz.
Am takn bets his nixt book is cried "Scooroot doon a Gundie".

Tricky said...

Ah dread to think who Granton Star Cause is about. Oh hing on.