Readn the last Irvine Welsh book the noo. A collection i shoart stories, bit the best yin is cried "Kingdom i Fife".
Typical line:
Wee wide boay in pub (The Goth in Cowdenbeath) announces "Thir's oanly twa hings come fi Kelty - miners n hoors!"
Big guy stands up n says "Hey serr - ma wife comes fi Kelty"
Wide boay "Whit pit did she work in?"
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I read that he's writing a prequel to 'Trainspotting'.
Whit, hoarse n cairtspottin?
Am beginnin ti hink thit Welsh kens us - wi this Fife stoary, oan tap i his last book thit wis aboot a drunken wumminisin Env health inspector.
N ma favourite yin "Marabou Stork Nightmares" aboot an Embra fitba casual could be written aboot Binnz.
Am takn bets his nixt book is cried "Scooroot doon a Gundie".
Ah dread to think who Granton Star Cause is about. Oh hing on.
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