Brekkin: Miracle in Beef Extract

The holy iconic image i Geets hus appeared ti a wummin in Cadzow Crescent the nicht, this time in the erse-end i a jar i marmite. The near photo-quality apparation i the workshy Bronx legend appeared is she wis aboot ti make a piece fur her man. Analysts say the appearance i the image, coinciding wi the current economic downturn, could signal that North Korea is indeed serious aboot its plans fur a nuclear holocaust.