That be it may, but we are both concerned about Mr Malarky's practice of storing eggs on his window sill in full sunlight. This is a hazardous food hygiene practice as the eggs may be festering in the pathogenic microbiological "danger zone". Subsequent use of the eggs may result in a nasty bout of gastroenteritis. Mr Malarky should refrain from this practice and store his eggs in the refrigerator at a temperature of 0-4C.
Eggs on the window sill? The Farm residents are trying to incubate the damn things. Will they be telt? Will they listen? We dinny have a Cockerel for them yins onways.
My own farm kitchen 50yrds away, on the ither hand, has nada stored in the ambient "danger zone" except potatoes in a sack, used mainly for baiting the farm's elephant traps...
This site wis set up by a group i bored thirtysumhings who grew up thegithir in Bo'ness, a quaint former whaling port and mining town oan the banks i the Michty River Forth windin thru the Glens i Scotland. The site is carefully worded in the Bo'ness dialect - please let us ken (know) if u canny understaun it afore breengin in. Be shair ti look it the comments under each poast - they are usually funnier than the stuff we pit up, and feel free ti poast yir ain!! We especially want ti hear fi aw they local petrochemical 'workers' who dae nuhin bit read this site n watch porn oan the nicht shift, in between turning a couple i valves n takin a fly heid doon.
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Hahahaha Yer tea's oot.
I'm sure that's auld Gus, no wee Liam
Ah see Sparky is still a "breest" man.
That be it may, but we are both concerned about Mr Malarky's practice of storing eggs on his window sill in full sunlight. This is a hazardous food hygiene practice as the eggs may be festering in the pathogenic microbiological "danger zone". Subsequent use of the eggs may result in a nasty bout of gastroenteritis. Mr Malarky should refrain from this practice and store his eggs in the refrigerator at a temperature of 0-4C.
Eggs on the window sill? The Farm residents are trying to incubate the damn things. Will they be telt? Will they listen? We dinny have a Cockerel for them yins onways.
My own farm kitchen 50yrds away, on the ither hand, has nada stored in the ambient "danger zone" except potatoes in a sack, used mainly for baiting the farm's elephant traps...
god your looking like your Dad. Where have you been hidding? Ruth
Hi Anonymous/Ruth :-)
I was down in Londistan for a good few years hen.
Did you know they have streets down there named after those on the Monopoly board. Amazing eh!?
Came back the other year and have been living the quiet life and enjoying the slower pace back here.
Will need to pop through and see your folks.
Love to all xx
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